The Tale of the HUMONGOUS Milkshake

by Me

There were once three men,
and they were three.
And while home in their land,
often would they zip
nor from coffee, nor from tea.
But from a milkshake would they zip,
the milkshake would be gone real quick.

But then, one day, the three men went
across the ocean to a land ...
The men would want, of course, to zip,
but used to milkshakes that go quick,
they without knowing made mistake ...
ONE GIANT milkshake they would take!

The first man took a zip then four,
Then took until he could no more,
He gave the milkshake to the next,
Take IT, my brother, I must rest ...

The second man zipped all he could,
Then he took more till he was full,
He gave the milkshake to the next,
Take IT, my brother, I must rest ...

The third, surprised he still had some
Thought he would zip till nausea come,
He made it there, there was no next,
Milkshake had won, he had to rest ...


... there is a lesson there ... if you go to the USA and want to buy a milkshake at McDonalds, buy MEDIUM ... the BIG one is freaking HUMONGOUS