Dear electors, please meet your next ... president:
Well ... sort of ... kinda ... I started a campaign when I heard there are some kind of elections inside my company. I didn't really know what the elections were for, but it looked like the right moment to run for president. After a while, though, the more I thought about it, the more it made sense to me in a different way. Isolating myself in a position of power would not help the interests of the very people I am trying so hard to help. By remaining among the people, by fighting the good fight every day alongside them, only this way I could really make a difference. So, in a stroke of what I can only qualify as pure genius I decided to remove all the posters and stop the campaign. ... Actually ...
So, rejoice, my subjects ... fear not ... I will be here ... among you ... REJOICE ...
P.S.: Many thanks to little sis for helping me kick-start my political career.
P.P.S.: wink to my colleagues.
Oh ... and since, from I really don't know what reason, people don't see where this is coming from ... here it is ...
No comments:
Post a Comment