OMG, They took the X out of X-Files

I was in shock the other night. Went to see X-Files and instead got some weird kind of gore fest Hostel 3. It was bad ... BAD bad. No aliens, no nothing... only a minor paranormal happening... MINOR. Oh, yeah and a couple of chopped body parts lying around, and a couple of dead headless bodies floating around, and a couple of gross operation scenes with a live head being saw onto another body ... like YUCK, WHAT THE HECK, MAN?

I can't believe they killed Scully and Mulder like this ... I want to believe who made this movie is not a moron ... but I just ... CAN'T!

Paris vs London vs Venice

Following up to last year in terms of travel didn't seem to be an easy task as this year began, as last year was a record for us with Rome, Paris, USA, Turkey and I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting something over there... This year turned out to be quite a good year after all with Paris (yes, again and again), London and Venice so far, Greece (a remote and secret location) coming up this September. I'll just post a couple of pics and say this: Paris almost lost my favorite city position ... almost...


No surprises over here ... the weather sucked big time!


OMG, the crowds were overwhelming ...


Loved it, loved it, loved it ...



I plan to get back with detailed posts ...

Don't hate da Pimp'

I really like this one. Daft Punk is da' shieet! ... don't hate da Pimp', after all this remix kicks major buttocks...




UPDATE: apparently I'm sooo out of date ... it's very old ... but still cool ...

childhood goodies ...

After reading this post I got all excited about our childhood cartoons ... But, these were not really my favorite ones, as I was then, as I am now, not a girl. So here is my boys-y version compilation (first one gave me the bumps):











Word is they're making a Voltron movie ... wheeee ....

The Worst Movie in the World

While waiting in anticipation for what a bunch of IMDB geeks considered to be THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME, I stumbled into what is definitely the worst movie ever to hit my brain. It's all a bit ironic as I considered the worst movie of all time Batman&Robin, followed closely by Batman Forever. But none of these movies can match .... (drums) ... Battlefield Earth.

I don't even know where to start with this ... thing. But I sure know where to end. After all hope was lost, the crappy effects, disastrous directing and abominable music killed about 57% of my brain activity, and about 1h after Andreea went to sleep because she couldn't take no more, it all went surprisingly further downhill when men dressed in animal fur, who were using spears and arrows, learned to fly state of the art modern day JET FIGHTERS all by themselves. ALL BY THEM SELVES!!!! MEN DRESSED IN ANIMAL FUR!!! JET FIGHTERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Oh boy ... if ANYONE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, ANYTHING gives you the "opportunity" to see this ... thing ... run! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Fat Panda learns Kung Fu in less than 1 Day ...

Now here's a tip for fat people who wanna learn how to somersault back flip triple roundhouse jump kick: Imagine you'll be awarded the prize of eating 3 dozen triplehamcheeseeggburgers if you succeed. If that doesn't do the trick just buy the triplehamcheeseeggburgers and while looking at them from a distance try again ... and again ... and ... ah, whatever just eat the damn burgers and get it over with. Just because the panda did it sure as heck doesn't mean you will ...

Gee ... way to go fat panda ... now that's a self esteem booster for the fatties...

Fantastic 4

Well, more fantastic than the Fantastic 4 themselves is what happens today ... It's our 4th anniversary of marriage and I'm pumped up with this occasion. We did some pre-celebrating in Venice as you can see in the pic and I'll blog about that later on because it was well worth talking about.


HURRAY again !
Big Kisses ... hearts ... big red hearts ...

Pot just got old!

Since I've never had a thing for hallucinogenic experiences I've never lived such sensations, so I can only imagine this is what pot is like ... but I bet this has much more kick to it!


In case you didn't already figure this out I'm not talking about any new drugoholic new coctail. It's a movie ... they say ... It's ... THIS :





Just try looking at the pic for more than 3 seconds and then imagine looking at it on a huge screen for two hours and a half ...

Now that's some serious s#|t!

TinMan gets the Job done!

In an unbelievable turn of events, a movie finally appeared and managed to entertain, just like a superhero action movie should.
Yup, TinMan has done it, when hopes for a decent popcorn superhero movie almost went away. He shot lasers and missiles, flew (almost) into outer space and battled what witnesses described to be "a giant robot monster". I declare it to be the best superhero movie ... yet...

And in perfect Hollywood style for the sequel they decided to change the writer for the script ... way to go, morons!

...wishful thinking

I hate bears ... When the weather is wicked, they go hide in their cave and suck their thumbs (both hands and feet, I presume) without a care in the world ... dreaming about giant beehives filled with honey ... pumped with honey ... sweet and yellow honey ... and another thumb they suck ...

Ignorance is bliss ...