Chi-Chi?

Yup, I'm back with another DBZ news (can't help it, sorry) ... It appears this will be Chi-Chi, Goku's (soon to be) wife ...

The Force is strong with this one ...

Although the Force is not really strong with me I found this yesterday ... Here's a movie every Star Wars fan's gotta see ... Enjoy!

Later edit ... took it out because it went down ... it was the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special ... gotta see it if you like SW.

Buttnaked Man Kills Monster Somewhere in Denmark

Well ... in case you didn't figure it out ... I saw Beowulf's butt this weekend. I must sadly admit it was one of the movie's highlights (the butt, that is). I don't even wanna start on Angelina Jolie's boobies ... It's like this was the movie's tag line:"Come see Beowulf! You'll get to see Angelina Jolie's BOOBIES!!". Kinda lame if you asked me ...

I wasn't really expecting much of it, so I can't say I was disappointed ... so I can't say the movie sucked, but I can tell you this... These CGI people start to get on my nerves ... First they ruin the Matrix with that crappy burley brawl, and now it appears as though they are planning to ruin the entire movie industry. I mean, I get it ... you can make people to appear as though they are real ... but it's just like eating a fruit made of plastic ... I marvel at the progress of technology, but this just doesn't do it for me ...

The story is not very interesting ... so I won't talk about it ...

If you wanna see fake butts and boobies, you can go see this movie ... it's not a disaster.

when the AAALIEEEENS invadeeeed!!!

Yup, I've seen another one of them alien infestation invasion movies ... and it didn't suck! I particularly enjoyed the scenes where the infested guys try to puke all over the place ... they vomit in the coffee, in the street, in the underground metro, and most of all in your face...

I imagine now a movie where aliens invade Earth by fart ...
- Do you smell something in here, Bill?
- Oh, sorry bout that ... it was me ... it's ok ...
- NO, it's not OK, fart-pants!

And putting this aside, I really don't see the point of the movie, because the Aliens were not the bad guys ... they just wanted a better life for all of us ... I simply don't understand why the humans opposed ...

I guess it was the puke thing.

Goku??

As I said earlier, I am very pumped up regarding the upcoming Dragonball Z movie. Apparently the producers haven't seen much of the DBZ manga because they chose a WIMP to play Goku ... Here are Goku and Picollo, I'll let you figure out who's the wimpy Goku. He's now in combat training with the guys responsible for Matrix ... I really hope this guy grows a set of balls before they start shooting this movie ... On the other hand, Piccolo appears to be spot=on.

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Paris will never get old ...

Thake this situation, for example... I sat on my ass all weekend playing Grand Turismo 4, doing absolutely nothing worth mentioning here. But, Andreea's been to Paris and took some amazing photos, and so I get to post something on my blog. This is just a tease, and I'll keep the rest for myself.

... indeed Paris will never get old ...

Mel Gibson is Nucking Futs

Another way to read the title of this post is "OMG, I just managed to see Apocalypto! ... without throwing up ... although I almost did!". So to sum things up, I've just seen Apocalypto on DVD and OMG, I managed not to throw up ... although I did feel like it for a couple of times the entire time... This movie is the most awful piece of gore I've ever seen, and I really hope I'll never get to see anything like it ... EVER ...

All gore aside, I can say the movie was quite OK, the story is interesting and involving ... but there are just way to many explicit gory scenes to make it watchable ... bleah, I just remembered one and feel like throwing up again ...

... did I mention I believe Mel Gibson has gone cucu?

The SHOWDOWN

The Showdown is ON!

Introducing ... in the red corner ... Beeeeeeeeenny LAVAAAAA!! Benny is counting on his BIG Bollywood budget to win this one, but also on his sexy lyrics and most of all on his Michael Jackson moves !!

In the blue corner ... DUUUUUUUKE DUKE!!! Duke is counting on all you Star Trek, Star Wars and Fantastic 4 fans out there to help him win this one.

Ding ding ...

and the fight is on ... cast your vote in the poll ...

Tekken is coming ...

Now here's some interesting news ... Apparently they're making a movie adaptation for Tekken! (If by any means you're wondering what Tekken is google it now and join me in the 21st century) As I do own Tekken 4 & 5 on the PS2 I must admit I am looking forward to this, although some of us may remember the Streetfighter movie, also known among some as the 'Nightmare Disaster of Movie Making'...





Fingers corssed and hope for the best ... I wonder who'll be playing Christie ...

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Indian HOT Stuff

I've been wondering for a few years now ... what's hotter ... the Pakistani or the Indian videos? I've already posted some very very hot Pakistani stuff (here)... and now here's the Indian answer ... with quite a bit more sexual innuendo.

I simply can't decide who's the winner...