Idiots on a Plane

I'm going to try something so bare with me ... Close your eyes ... or better not ... imagine ...

Imagine you're on a plane. Captain has turned on the seat belts sign and you are beginning your descent. The flight was OK. Not much longer now until we reach the comfort of solid ground. Yeap, you see the airstrip ... not longer now ... It seems everything is fine, no winds ... everything is quite OK ... almost there ... yeap ... the wheels are almost on the ground ... SIR YOU MUST SIT DOWN NOW !!! ... what tha'? what was that? SIR!! SIT DOWN NOOWWWW!!!! ... wait a darn minute ... that's the flight attendant ... what the heck is going on?? ... An idiot passes by you running towards the toilet. SIT DOWN !!! AARARAAGGHHH!!! The plane lands with a thump, and the idiot is luckily(?) propelled in one of the staff seats in the back of the plane (unfortunately) ...

The discussion that followed between the flight staff and the idiot brought back early kindergarten memories ...

geesh ... idiots ... I've had about enough of them ...