Fat Panda learns Kung Fu in less than 1 Day ...

Now here's a tip for fat people who wanna learn how to somersault back flip triple roundhouse jump kick: Imagine you'll be awarded the prize of eating 3 dozen triplehamcheeseeggburgers if you succeed. If that doesn't do the trick just buy the triplehamcheeseeggburgers and while looking at them from a distance try again ... and again ... and ... ah, whatever just eat the damn burgers and get it over with. Just because the panda did it sure as heck doesn't mean you will ...

Gee ... way to go fat panda ... now that's a self esteem booster for the fatties...

Fantastic 4

Well, more fantastic than the Fantastic 4 themselves is what happens today ... It's our 4th anniversary of marriage and I'm pumped up with this occasion. We did some pre-celebrating in Venice as you can see in the pic and I'll blog about that later on because it was well worth talking about.


HURRAY again !
Big Kisses ... hearts ... big red hearts ...

Pot just got old!

Since I've never had a thing for hallucinogenic experiences I've never lived such sensations, so I can only imagine this is what pot is like ... but I bet this has much more kick to it!


In case you didn't already figure this out I'm not talking about any new drugoholic new coctail. It's a movie ... they say ... It's ... THIS :





Just try looking at the pic for more than 3 seconds and then imagine looking at it on a huge screen for two hours and a half ...

Now that's some serious s#|t!

TinMan gets the Job done!

In an unbelievable turn of events, a movie finally appeared and managed to entertain, just like a superhero action movie should.
Yup, TinMan has done it, when hopes for a decent popcorn superhero movie almost went away. He shot lasers and missiles, flew (almost) into outer space and battled what witnesses described to be "a giant robot monster". I declare it to be the best superhero movie ... yet...

And in perfect Hollywood style for the sequel they decided to change the writer for the script ... way to go, morons!

...wishful thinking

I hate bears ... When the weather is wicked, they go hide in their cave and suck their thumbs (both hands and feet, I presume) without a care in the world ... dreaming about giant beehives filled with honey ... pumped with honey ... sweet and yellow honey ... and another thumb they suck ...

Ignorance is bliss ...

We have arrived on to the Future

I haven't blogged in a while cause I got some nasty stuff going on, but I could not help blogging about this one ...



It's PURE GENIUS!!!

SUPERSONIC ELECTRONIC !!!!

I, Legend

Legend says it's actually quite stupid to have alternate endings for a movie ... Let me explain:
- Dude, did you finally get to see Legend on DVD? It's so bad the guy died ...
- Uhm ... wait ... did you say he died? He walks away, dude ... With the chick!
- Duuude ... you pressed the wrong button on the freakin' DVD remote ...
- Damn! I was actually kinda wishing he died in the end ...
- Yeah ... I was kinda wishing he stayed with the chick ...
Chaos continues ...

Predator is in on IT !!!

Like, OMG, I can't believe my eyes ... Predator decided to get rid of the evidence !!! He got rid of the body, the alien who did it, and the pool where the fore mentioned alien took a pee. And then, he decided to kill the witnesses !!
In case you didn't notice I kinda spoiled the end of the movie with that pic. But, that's not really a problem since the OFFICIAL trailer reveals even more about the movie's quite obvious ending.
Help me out here, I really can't figure this one out ... What is up with that STUPID Predalien? It looks like barf and has this incredibly stupid ability to pregnate already pregnant women with lots and lots of tiny aliens ... like ... wtf? Is this the same guy how came up with Species ... 5 ... ?

There's a very simple word to sum up this movie ... It's CHEAP. All in all my headache went away ...

Headache of the Day

I don't know how or why things turn up this way, but it seems that it's quite normal to get a headache everyday because of something. These days I am getting major headaches over an Oracle project I just started working on. In case you miss a good old headache I recommend with all my heart going through some good old Oracle documentation.

I really really hope I'll loose it later tonight when I'll go see Predator blowing Alien's tail to billions of pieces.

Long live the headache ... argh...

it's WINTER time

Uhm yep ... that's our CAR ... somewhere over there ... somewhere UNDER there ... Apparently winter has decided at some point yesterday to visit, and it came alright... Thank God for the Tank, or we wouldn't have been able to get to work ... hmmmm ... come to think of it, I'm not so happy about it after all... But, since we did get to work, I took a pic from here also, here it is ...